Deep thoughts, real life

If you are praying on the side of your bed and feel a distinct warmth in your chest, you may want to check to see if you have put your electric blanket on high before you make any important decisions.

If your back pocket all of a sudden sticks to the side of your van when you bend over to pick up a toy, you have probably put a magnet (that you picked up off the floor or taken out of a baby's mouth) and put it in there and then have totally forgotten about it.

This is my blog. My name is Megan Abbott.

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Unknown said…
I love the electrical blanket one!